双语笑话|A blind date 相亲

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.

和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男性再也受不了了。

Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.

他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话，如此他就能借故先离开了。

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim^{1 expression and said, I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.}

当他回到桌边，他垂下双眼，装出一副阴沉的表情，说：有个不幸的消息，我的祖父刚刚过世了。

Thank heavens, his date replied. If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!

谢天谢地！他的约会对象说，假如你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得去世了！